Protect Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself and Start Training for the Zombie Outbreak

  So yeah, I wrap my legs.

  See, this is what happens when you do a bunch of weight lifting type WOD's again and again, week after week. You end up scraping the crap out of your shins.

  Deadlifts then power cleans then deadlifts again and each time I hit my shins it would open up my scab and I was bleeding again. My blood ended up on the bar and the floor, it was gross.

  I wasn't the only one either, everybody was getting scraped up. So one by one they all invested in high socks and other shin protecting equipment.

  I of course, went ghetto and grabbed Bruce's knee wraps and used them to wrap my legs.

  Hey, they work. Bump said I look like an escapee from Candyland but whatever. At least I'm not bleeding anymore.

  And I needed them today because we were doing heavy power snatches plus three overhead squats. And oh joy, my partner was Marcus.

  Bruddah has one speed, max out as fast as you can. We jumped up in weight super fast and before I knew it I was snatching up 175. The snatch I could handle but I had to bail on the three OHS. It was heavy, I was off balance and I felt my wrists breaking.

  But I got the snatch at least. Yay.

  Then our WOD was run 800, do 50 sit-ups, 50 kettle bell swings then run another 800 meters.

  I had to grab the 35 pound kettle bell because all the other guys took the heavy weights. (Serious, had nothing to do with me sandbagging). But my time was still 19 plus minutes. Sheesh.

  I'm getting more concerned about my cardio, particularly my running, because of what's been going on in the news lately.

  Come on, you know what I'm talking about. Guys eating the faces off of people, ripping out their own intestines, cutting off body parts and sending them in the mail. It's got all the markings of the zombie apocalypse.

  Plus the Ancient Mayan calendar predicts that December 2012 will usher in a new age . . . a zombie age probably from the looks of it.

  And if we have to survive the zombie outbreak we're going to need some good cardio, along with a 12 gauge shotgun and flamethrower. I can buy the last two, the first one I've got to earn on my own.

  SO . . . let's do it people. Get moving, because after the bullets and the gas run out all you've got are your feet.

  Peace,

  Rod

WOD Talking, Strippers in our midst and Good results but Bad times

Just in case you missed it, our good friend Freddy Camacho-man Savage posted that there's a magazine out there dedicated to Crossfit. It's called, WOD Talk. http://www.wodtalk.com/

Kinda cool looking website, I haven't checked out the stories yet but I will. I promise. Website review coming up.

Now. On to other more interesting topics. Such as the fact that Bumper and Kristi are tying the knot this summer.

A wedding. Fantastic. His and her bachelor parties. Even better.

Except this is Maui and you can't really do anything interesting. Not really.

Then I started thinking . . . you know there was a time when two of our female members made certain comments about one of our male members.

SO maybe they could give a bruddah some extra cash, have him put on a small mankini and boogie to YMCA.

That's for Kristi and the girls of course. I'd have to find something for Bumper to do.

(Hey look at that, flights to Bangkok are only $300 online!!!!)

I'm just teasing. Congrats you two. Besides, I'm not the one you should be worried about. I heard about Shauna's party bus. Bumper should be the one worried if she's planning Kristi's party. I'm an angel in comparison.

So, let's talk WOD.

Back squats for strength today and it felt pretty good. I did five reps of 225 and squatted down DEEP.

Then we did five rounds of 10 front squats, 7 handstand push-ups and a 100 meter run with 30 seconds of rest in between.

Back got a little stiff and for the first time in a long time my wrists were giving me trouble. I couldn't bend them back like you're supposed to for front squat and it sucked.

My time wasn't bad but I'm just not getting the times that I want and I keep on finishing about two minutes after the big boys.

Just gotta keep pushing it I guess. I've been getting some nice compliments from people about looking less like an out of shape slob so I'm pretty stoked about that.

But I gotta keep working on the times. NEED. FASTER. TIMES!!!

Got an 800 meter dash tomorrow. Twice.

Push push push push.

Shoots.

Rod

Anti-Aging Foods

Anybody seen this food chart recently?

Okay, so the first three I get, but what about 4 and 5? Isn't that anti-paleo? And since when is watermelon anti-aging?

Some food for thought gang. Any comments? Just checking.

Rod

Missing Fran, 100 burpees and how strength=speed

So I DIDN'T get to do Fran on Monday (21-15-9 of thrusters and pull-ups). I was having some "intestinal" issues that day.

I blame the shoyu chicken from last week. Knew I shouldn't have eaten that. Ugh.

But I talked to Bruce the next day who surprised me by saying, "Ho brah Fran was easy. I did all the thrusters unbroken."

I was like, damn. At first I thought this was just another example of Bruce's incredible will to lift beyond pain. Then Bumper pointed out that Bruce probably wasn't in pain to begin with.

"Guy squats 335 pounds 10 times," he explained. "Do you really think 95 pound thrusters were a problem for him?"

True. Then Sir Bumpalot added (yes I'm making more nicknames for him) "Everybody talks about improving their performance during the WOD. You want to do that you gotta hit the strength workouts hard."

Yeah. That's the ticket. Get super strong lifting heavy weights and start shredding during the WOD. I can do that. I'm in.

So, let's review Beezlebump's advice so far:

1) Concentrate on speed during the WOD. Go lighter on the weight if you have to.

2) Lift HEAVY during strength until the weights you lift during the WOD feels like paper mache.

I like this plan. Mostly because it means lifting more and being in pain less if I do it right. I'm down.

So . . . Tuesday we do snatch balances. Sort of a weird squat press thingie. I went up to 105 and that was pretty heavy. I think I could have done 115 or even 135 but it was my first time. I'll try going up next time.

Then for the WOD we did 100 burpees. I. Shit. You. Not.

Were we worried? Hell yes. A bunch of people at the gym said they actually thought about not coming. I would have been one of them but I had already missed Fran so you know, I had to come.

By the way, is it SICK that I was jealous of all the people who were complaining about how sore they were after doing Fran on Monday? I needed therapy and they call it burpees.

So I had a plan and it wasn't bad. There was this Crossfit game WOD that had people try to see how many burpees they could do in 7 minutes. So that was my goal. 7 divided by 100 equaled 14 or so burpees per minute. Not a bad goal.

We started and I did 14 burpees for the first two minutes. Then I went down to 12 reps. Then I did 10 reps per minute till I hit 70 reps. After that was at 6 minutes already and just did the last 30 straight.

It was a surprisingly good pace. I didn't bog at all and I ended up getting a time of 7:57.

Whaddaya know, having a strategy actually worked. What can I say, I'm learning.

THEN . . . today we deadlifted. I went up to 295 and did it 5 times. Or 4. I could have gone for more but my grip sucks.

Our WOD for the day was interesting though. Thirty box jumps, thirty sit-ups and a 50 yard farmer's walk. Then 20 box jumps, 20 sit-ups and a 100 yard farmer's walk, then 10, 10 and a 150 yard walk.

I was almost last today, I need to go faster on those box jumps because everything else was okay.

Workouts have been going well, some back pain but things have been good. Can't wait for the Friday workout.

God I hope I don't regret saying that.

Later folks,

Rod

Fear of Fran

I don't write pre-blogs about workouts often but today is different.

Because today we do Fran.

Fran is 21-15-9 reps of thrusters and pull-ups.

The first round of 21 will suck but the middle round of 15 will suck much worse. 

The last nine reps will take forever. 

Wish me luck.

My Back. Is. Fried.

Yup, it's that time of year again. Time for my back to tighten up like the screws in Frankenstein's head so that I can walk like him too.

See this pic? Looks like I'm flexing my arms huh? Nope. In this picture I'm holding my ass off the ground because sitting down after the WOD strains my back like you wouldn't believe.

Some of you may ask, why not just lie down instead? Well I did that too. At this point I'm experimenting to see which position hurts less. Thanks to Shauna for taking the picture by the way.

I knew I was in trouble yesterday. We had 21, 15 and 9 reps of power cleans and lateral jumps to do.

Power cleans were supposed to be at 50 percent of my one rep max, which as of the clean competition for me was 210 lbs. So 105 bls, no problem right? Easy peasy Japanesey.

Hell I even went 95 lbs just to play it safe. The WOD started and it was like almost doing the bar.

Almost. I think I hit the 13th rep and my back started getting so stiff it felt like a knife in my kidneys every time I bent over.

By the next set I wasn't bending over any more, just dropping the weights on the ground after I got them up.

Man, I was without back pain for a while and loving it. Feeling this familiar pain come back was . . . just bums me out I guess.

I thought that maybe I had progressed beyond the point that I was having back pain, but it's still there.

Not going to stop me though, I'm going to keep stretching and pushing it during the WOD's. Maybe one day I'll be rewarded with a pain free workout.

Or I could just stop doing deadlifts, power cleans and kettle bell swings.

Nah.

Later,

Rod

Small Kine Dirty Lickins

I know everyone that reads this blog has seen me bitch about a workout. It's nothing new.

BUT  . . . yesterday was a whole new level of ass whuppin. Like I couldn't get off the floor for 15 minutes.

It didn't look that terrible on the board. WOD: 30 double unders, 20 kettle bell swings and 10 burpees. You get a minute rest then repeat for four rounds total.

I kinda raised my eyebrows at the 1 minute rest. Something about that worried me.

Later Bump explained that if we're resting for a whole minute he fully expected us to sprint through this workout.

And that's what killed me, the sprint. I was flying on DU's, moving at a decent pace for the dumbell swings and hitting the burpees at the slow but constant pace.

At the end of each round I was super winded. At the end of the fourth round I felt like I was in shock.

I'm not kidding. I was in shock when I tore my pectoral. I remember rolling around on the ground, feeling nauseated and not being able to catch my breath and breathe. That is what yesterday felt like, minus the nausea.

But it was a good workout. Today looks like another one.

On another note, my brother has finally started to get serious about his health. No, he's not joining Crossfit (yet) but he's starting to diet and watch what he eats. He's doing the "Eat to Live" program and has been seeing some results. He doesn't eat any chicken, fish, meat or any other type of flesh.

It sounds boring but his face is getting skinnier. Just to mess with him I brought over some guri guri and Komoda bakery goods. He didn't stand a chance. Ha.

See ya at the box,

Rod