For those of you who don't know Ron, he's a Maui High graduate about a year older than me and Bump who just happened to encounter the RFM girls one night back in 2010.
Ron's in pretty good shape and the girls I guess were telling him about the benefits of Crossfit while both parties were under the influence of alcohol.
In the end, Ron decides to come to the gym to challenge Kehau to a WOD because that's what you do when you're drunk. You talk smack and then you either put up or shut up the next day.
Kehau beat him and Ron paid $50 bucks as per agreement.
Now, this is where things start to differ, because I ran into Ron last night.
The version I've heard from Kehau and others at the gym is that after Ron got beat he said he wanted to join the gym but then never did, which lead people to believe that he is a pansy that didn't want to workout at RFM because it was (a) too hard or (b) too shame because a girl beat him.
But then I ran into Ron last night and he says, "Yeah I really liked the workout and wanted to join but I was moving to Oahu the next week to start my HECO apprenticeship."
To which I reply, "Really? Because Kehau said you didn't come back because you were a wussy."
To which he responded with a "WHATTTTTTTTT?????????????? No way!!! Bumper even knew I was leaving!!!!"
And again I said, "That's not what I heard. I heard Kehau beat you so badly you didn't want to ever see a Crossfit gym again."
And then he said, "ARGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S IT!!!! I'M GOING TO TRAIN MY ASS OFF AND I WANT A REMATCH WITH KEHAU!!!!!"
Ron's in pretty good shape and the girls I guess were telling him about the benefits of Crossfit while both parties were under the influence of alcohol.
In the end, Ron decides to come to the gym to challenge Kehau to a WOD because that's what you do when you're drunk. You talk smack and then you either put up or shut up the next day.
Kehau beat him and Ron paid $50 bucks as per agreement.
Now, this is where things start to differ, because I ran into Ron last night.
The version I've heard from Kehau and others at the gym is that after Ron got beat he said he wanted to join the gym but then never did, which lead people to believe that he is a pansy that didn't want to workout at RFM because it was (a) too hard or (b) too shame because a girl beat him.
But then I ran into Ron last night and he says, "Yeah I really liked the workout and wanted to join but I was moving to Oahu the next week to start my HECO apprenticeship."
To which I reply, "Really? Because Kehau said you didn't come back because you were a wussy."
To which he responded with a "WHATTTTTTTTT?????????????? No way!!! Bumper even knew I was leaving!!!!"
And again I said, "That's not what I heard. I heard Kehau beat you so badly you didn't want to ever see a Crossfit gym again."
And then he said, "ARGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S IT!!!! I'M GOING TO TRAIN MY ASS OFF AND I WANT A REMATCH WITH KEHAU!!!!!"
It might have been one of the funniest things I've ever seen. He was so horrified that RFM thought he just gave up. He really did seem like he liked the workout and even said how it RFM would be good for him because the workouts "shock" your body and keep it fresh.
I agree.
But looks like Kehau is going to have to come to RFM at some point to take on the Nater. Because he's coming back for revenge.
Cheehoo,
Rod
