Because I start work early and because my office is in Wailuku, I usually get to RFM first. Say at around 4:35 p.m. (barring late meetings of course).
That said, it only makes sense that I have a key to the gym. No?
I could open it up early, let everybody change clothes and stretch and be ready for the coach when he or she wants to start the warm-up promptly at 5 p.m.
Plus no outsiders are going to want to come and harass me if I'm at the gym alone. I'm just not harassable. Plus even if they do come by I'll scare them away with the following key phrases:
"Wanna join the gym? No? Then get the hell out."
"Sure you can stay but I'm working out nude. That way I can focus on my technique."
"The gym has helped me become much more stable. I haven't had a psychotropic episode in months."
"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
It'll work, trust me.
Make me keymaster!
Rod
That said, it only makes sense that I have a key to the gym. No?
I could open it up early, let everybody change clothes and stretch and be ready for the coach when he or she wants to start the warm-up promptly at 5 p.m.
Plus no outsiders are going to want to come and harass me if I'm at the gym alone. I'm just not harassable. Plus even if they do come by I'll scare them away with the following key phrases:
"Wanna join the gym? No? Then get the hell out."
"Sure you can stay but I'm working out nude. That way I can focus on my technique."
"The gym has helped me become much more stable. I haven't had a psychotropic episode in months."
"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
It'll work, trust me.
Make me keymaster!
Rod
